Cristina And Me! (Funny Story of the Day!) Told by Roxy

     As you may or may not know, another one of my owners is Cristina. She is just a 15 month old baby, although she loves me more than her older sister Lili at times. But, at times, when my other two owners, Mommy and Daddy, let my other owner Cristina (who most of the time I consider a sister) come in the back of the living room where I live, we've had some pretty funny stories to tell. And since Lili hasn't told you them yet, I will, Roxy. You will get the real, true story from me, not my eldest sister Lili. Plus,  Cristina would probably try to tell the story, but this is how it would end up looking like:

 udifb;zslhreukaghfbjynfy4st87436q2798po3yfriwo04rfj44094o/lktuiox'tptgt;si hxypivy disl,mdee,tdht vkwklnxmxq;lmsiza;zs (She actually typed that)

or this:

tuca, tuca, gaga, dada, dada, dada, *starts singing* "dada dada dada me me me me ew ew, baby baby baby, dada dada dada dada dada... "

     And so on. 

     So here's a funny story we've had recently. 

     Once upon a time...

     Scrap that.

     In a land far, far away...

     Nope.

     One fine, sunny day in July...
  
     THAT'S THE ONE! NOT.
     Let's just get this story started already.

      Okay, so a few days ago mom an dad gave Lili and Cristina the permission to go back here with me (the back of the living room. I have my own little space just for me, the rest of the house for the owners. I mean, who wants my hair all over the place? They don't. So that's what "the back" means) and Cristina thought that my cage was so interesting. At the time, I didn't notice, because I was playing with Lili. But, once I finished playing with Lili, my attention was on Cristina. She kept opening and closing my cage, each time putting her foot in and out. I assumed that she wanted me to go into the cage. So I did, going in and out each time (One time I got trapped, and of course Cristina freed me.). But as you know, assuming can be wrong, and because I assumed, I realized something. Cristina didn't want me to go in the cage, but her! So, Lili brought her into there with her, mommy scolded them, and I was so lonely. But then they came back. Cristina threw my ball, and Lili threw my KONG toy.  It was a funny day!

                              Write later!
                                   ~Roxy (with the help of Cristina and Lili)